[10:01:19 PM] zzy: things that should not have happened: eating two pot brownies at the same time
[10:01:34 PM] demarcations .: pot brownies?
[10:01:38 PM] demarcations .: like a chicken pot pie?
[10:01:47 PM] zzy: LOL
[10:01:51 PM] zzy: oh that’s so adorable
[10:01:54 PM] zzy: you’re so adorable

My sleepy baby #dogs

I blocked off yuffie’s sleeping spot in the dining room, so I made her a little cubby hole of her own in our unused pantry #dogs

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg--

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

Finally got my gold card from #Starbucks :D

"Kill me" says the minion piñata at the Mexican birthday party of my coworkers. This is why I love working at a Mexican restaurant. It’s like a second family. #birthday #party #despicableme #minion

I have an audience when I’m on the computer!


Pornhub’s Amateur Advertising Contest (SFW)

While I adore these ads, due to my not caring about porn, it took me ten minutes to understated the reference of all of these. My thought process:

"What is this, related to sex/porn? [repeats sentence multiple times until revelation occurs]"


Steve understands the reference even when he doesn’t